Ten Reasons You Should Never Miss The Cragin

10. Only at Hunter Country Club can you get an ambiance harkening back to the days of Columbus Park, where the urinals smell and the Craginites play hockey. Not to mention the tremendous roll you can get on concrete.

9. Moe plans on breaking 80 for only the second time in his life and you really should be there to see what happens when you achieve golf Nirvana.

8. All that stuff Moe wrote about the Cragin, about friendship, cameraderie, and love of the game? Well, it's all true, man. Every single damn word of it.

7. Of course Moe thinks he's going to break 80 every year so you don't want to miss out on his excuses.

6. You can't be young again, but you can be immature forever.

5. That short par three has GOT to yield an ace at some point during The Cragin, and this is going to be the year. Besides, you can't do much worse on it than that woeful 13 Rossi had one year.

4. You don't even have to play. You can just drive around and laugh at what we lovingly refer to as dazzling wedge work and deadly putting.

3. Everybody needs to hear yet once again about how Rossi would change the course if he owned it, and this time it might make some sense to us.

2. The food is always better than our golf game.

1. You can let a fart outta your ass at the precise moment Dennis Zielinski is in his backswing thus causing him to overswing and pull hook his shot into deep shit trouble.